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How to distinguish male and female
By Joe Tang ( Live from China)
Mar 12, 2003, 06:35

Mary walked into the kitchen and found Henry stalking around with a fly swatter.
"Have you killed any yet?"she asked.
"Yes," Henry answered."Two males and female."
"How do you know ?'Mary asked.
"Well,"said Henry,"two were on a beer can and one was on the telephone."

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